The Bro-ker Briefs
The Bro-ker Briefs
$35.00
In stock, ready to ship
- Wall Street Wonders - Hedge Fund Heroes
Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to remind his queen of why she fell in love with him. He knew that the key to her heart was through comfort and support (and money), so he searched far and wide for the perfect pair of briefs that would make her fall in love with him all over again. And then he found them - these bad boys. It also helped that he delicately asked his manager for (un)deserved raise.
Made with a unique blend of 95% polyester and 5% elastane, these shorts were unlike anything he had ever seen before. The mid-rise design and lined front pouch provided him with the support he needed to feel like a king, while the 4cm wide elastic waistband covered with fabric ensured that he was comfortable all day long. And with the crotch panel, overlock, and coverstitch, he knew that he would be able to conquer anything that came his way.
But what really sealed the deal was the fact that there was no back seam for extra comfort. He knew that this was something that his queen would appreciate, and he was right. The moment she saw him in his briefs, she was smitten all over again.
And the best part? The Profit Briefs were made with blank product components sourced from Lithuania and Mexico, ensuring that he was not only comfortable and stylish, but also socially responsible. So if you want to remind your queen of why she fell in love with you, look no further than the Profit.
Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to remind his queen of why she fell in love with him. He knew that the key to her heart was through comfort and support (and money), so he searched far and wide for the perfect pair of briefs that would make her fall in love with him all over again. And then he found them - these bad boys. It also helped that he delicately asked his manager for (un)deserved raise.
Made with a unique blend of 95% polyester and 5% elastane, these shorts were unlike anything he had ever seen before. The mid-rise design and lined front pouch provided him with the support he needed to feel like a king, while the 4cm wide elastic waistband covered with fabric ensured that he was comfortable all day long. And with the crotch panel, overlock, and coverstitch, he knew that he would be able to conquer anything that came his way.
But what really sealed the deal was the fact that there was no back seam for extra comfort. He knew that this was something that his queen would appreciate, and he was right. The moment she saw him in his briefs, she was smitten all over again.
And the best part? The Profit Briefs were made with blank product components sourced from Lithuania and Mexico, ensuring that he was not only comfortable and stylish, but also socially responsible. So if you want to remind your queen of why she fell in love with you, look no further than the Profit.
Size guide
WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
XS | 29 ⅞ | 37 |
S | 31 ½ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 33 ⅛ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 36 ¼ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 39 ⅜ | 46 ½ |
Wash
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We usually just wash them when they're a bit smelly, totally your call though.
Made With
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Made With
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We're told they're made with normal clothing stuff.
Shipping
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Shipping
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Depends on how fast Sam can run but usually they'll get to you in under 7 days.
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